» Comedy http://www.djtunez.net Wed, 08 Feb 2012 03:02:13 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 The Lonely Island Feat. Akon – I Just Had Sex http://www.djtunez.net/the-lonely-island-feat-akon-i-just-had-sex-6658.htm?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=the-lonely-island-feat-akon-i-just-had-sex http://www.djtunez.net/the-lonely-island-feat-akon-i-just-had-sex-6658.htm#comments Wed, 22 Dec 2010 01:15:39 +0000 djtunez http://www.djtunez.net/?p=6658

From the guys that brought you ‘Dick In A Box‘,’I’m On A Boat‘ and ‘Jizz In My Pants‘, here’s their latest record ‘I Just Had Sex’. Download is below, get it while it’s available!

download:
The Lonely Island ft Akon – I Just Had Sex.mp3 by user3892704

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]]> http://www.djtunez.net/the-lonely-island-feat-akon-i-just-had-sex-6658.htm/feed 0 Happy Thanksgiving http://www.djtunez.net/happy-thanksgiving-3-6452.htm?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=happy-thanksgiving-3 http://www.djtunez.net/happy-thanksgiving-3-6452.htm#comments Thu, 25 Nov 2010 19:33:49 +0000 djtunez http://www.djtunez.net/?p=6452

I was wondering all day what song I can post that has the best Thanksgiving feel to it and my search ending when I saw a friend post this on her Facebook. So here is Adam Sandler with his freestyle called ‘The Thanksgiving Song’ (How appropriate ay?). Well folks go ahead and gobble gobble till you wobble!

]]> http://www.djtunez.net/happy-thanksgiving-3-6452.htm/feed 1 Justin Bieber Gets Nailed By a Water Bottle http://www.djtunez.net/justin-bieber-gets-nailed-by-a-water-bottle-5493.htm?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=justin-bieber-gets-nailed-by-a-water-bottle http://www.djtunez.net/justin-bieber-gets-nailed-by-a-water-bottle-5493.htm#comments Mon, 09 Aug 2010 23:55:10 +0000 djtunez http://www.djtunez.net/?p=5493

I dont really know much about this cat, or his music..or why he’s a big deal..But whatever the case is, he got hit by a big ass water bottle at his concert and I found it funny, so I will share it with you! As funny as it was, the kid played it off pretty good, he could of just flopped like a soccer player, but he continued to just tell the crowd how much he loves them

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]]> http://www.djtunez.net/justin-bieber-gets-nailed-by-a-water-bottle-5493.htm/feed 0 Duck Face http://www.djtunez.net/duck-face-4798.htm?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=duck-face http://www.djtunez.net/duck-face-4798.htm#comments Fri, 14 May 2010 15:44:13 +0000 djtunez http://www.djtunez.net/?p=4798 Just thought I’d share this..See more Duck Face pictures @ antiduckface.com

]]> http://www.djtunez.net/duck-face-4798.htm/feed 0 Dick Masterson http://www.djtunez.net/dick-masterson-4609.htm?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=dick-masterson http://www.djtunez.net/dick-masterson-4609.htm#comments Sat, 17 Apr 2010 19:15:40 +0000 djtunez http://www.djtunez.net/?p=4609 Sometimes even shows like Dr.Phil can bring epic moments to our everyday lives. This is one of those moments, I know this is a music site, but something like this is too good to not share with the world. This woman gets owned so bad after trying to be a smarty pants. Everything about this is great, get face after she hears what he says,the crowds reaction(listen to the only guy laughing in the crowd at around 0:47), and then her ‘come back’ to him. Anyway here’s the video

]]> http://www.djtunez.net/dick-masterson-4609.htm/feed 0 Amber Lamps http://www.djtunez.net/amber-lamps-4344.htm?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=amber-lamps http://www.djtunez.net/amber-lamps-4344.htm#comments Thu, 11 Mar 2010 05:18:16 +0000 djtunez http://www.djtunez.net/?p=4344 Well coming here, you know what to expect..anything and everything dealing with electronic dance music. But there are times when we have to broaden our horizons(See post below). I maybe one of the last people on the internet to learn about the Epic Beard Man aka Vietnam Tom aka Thomas Bruso aka Tom Slick. I am so slow that even my favorite rapper,Cam’ron, came across this and already made a record using the audio as the sample! Now I learned there’s countless parody songs made with this audio, and you can find all that on YouTube, but this is hands down my favorite. Enjoy…BRING THE AMBER LAMPS!

Thanks to my boy Davis for bringing this record to my attention

Now if you don’t know what I’m talking about here’s the summary:

And the full video:

]]> http://www.djtunez.net/amber-lamps-4344.htm/feed 0 Get On My Horse(Extended Mix) http://www.djtunez.net/get-on-my-horseextended-mix-4097.htm?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=get-on-my-horseextended-mix http://www.djtunez.net/get-on-my-horseextended-mix-4097.htm#comments Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:05:52 +0000 djtunez http://www.djtunez.net/?p=4097 A week or so ago we posted up this months greatest internet song, and now we have a extended version and here it is:

Lyrics:

Look at my horse.
My horse is amazing.
Give it a lick.
Mmmm, it tastes just like raisins.

I’ve a stroke of its mane.
It turns into a plane,
and then it turns back again
when you tug on its winky.
Oooh that’s dirty!

Do you think so?
Well I better not show you
where the lemonade is made.
Sweet lemonade,
Mmm sweet lemonade,
Sweet lemonade,
Yeah sweet lemonade.

Get on my horse
I’ll take you round the universe
And all the other places too

I think you’ll find that the universe
pretty much covers everything
Shut up woman get on my horse!

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing
Where is he now?
Hes over there grazing
Have a feel of his hoof, you’ll find they’re all bullet proof
And if thats not enough then take a look at his ballsack

Why’s it purple?
Custom stylings the ballsack looks fresh with a two tone paint job dont you know?
Now try this lemonade, sweet lemonade
sweet lemonade
yea sweet lemonade.

(Sweet Lemonade Party Break!)

Get on my horse
I’ll take you round the universe
And all the other places too

I think you’ll find that the universe
pretty much covers everything
Shut up woman get on my horse!

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The internet has so much to offer,including this catchy diddy! Enjoy….Sweet lemonade MMMMM Sweet Lemondade!!

]]> http://www.djtunez.net/get-on-my-horse-4043.htm/feed 0 You’re Going To Love My Nuts http://www.djtunez.net/youre-going-to-love-my-nuts-4037.htm?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=youre-going-to-love-my-nuts http://www.djtunez.net/youre-going-to-love-my-nuts-4037.htm#comments Tue, 12 Jan 2010 22:32:24 +0000 djtunez http://www.djtunez.net/?p=4037 So watching TV today I heard one of the funniest things ever on TV. This is probably old as hell but its hilarious. I needed to hear it again so I go to Youtube and found many great parodies, here check em out:

Original:

Parody 1:

Parody 2:

Theres many more good ones,but these are my favorite

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